2 weeks before

From House

Cameron: "I’m uncomfortable about sex."

[Chase turns quickly.]

Chase: "Well, we don’t have to talk about this…"

Cameron: "Sex… could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets [Chase is starting to look uncomfortable], respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland [Chase starts to look for an escape route], and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun… the human race would have died out eons ago." [small pause] "Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?" [Chase is very wide-eyed; Foreman walks in.] "Hey, Foreman. What’s up?"

Now that we are all nice and comfortable ... and not in the slightest disturbed lets talk about the possible routines that will happen in the next few weeks.

Week before uni starts:

People start panicking.
People get up each other for preparing too much/little.
People get nervous about making first impressions (probably first years).
People will party/study way too much... wait that sounds like the 2nd point... but yeah.

First week of uni:

People finding it very relaxed (probably first years)
People who over prepared feel annoyed at the lax atmosphere.
People who under prepared think its nice and cruisy.
People who try to make a good first impression wear make up/best clothes.

Second week of uni:

People finding it a bit more involved, but bareable.
People who overprepared are a bit more smug as their friends are a little more busy.
People who underprepared are scampering around a bit more.
People who try to make a good first impression is still trying.

Third week and onwards:

People can't believe they fell for the same thing again... getting swamped with stuff unexpectedly.
People who are overprepared are too busy to be smug.
People who are underprepard have resigned to just studying in SWOTVAC.
People who still care about what others think of them ... something... didn't see that many lasted that long.

Most of that is made up on the spot... I just wanted to post the comment because I think its funny. Enjoy the last weeks!